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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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track daddy

"Yo you see that dudes flip phone?". "Yeah, that shit is a track daddy."
by Chloral February 3, 2015
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Tracey Martel

Trixie Mattel’s unofficial name, born from the time she did a pageant (yes that’s happening) and the announcer/host person was so drunk he read out ‘TRIXIE MATTEL’ as ‘TRACEY MARTEL’. Subsequently, Trixie calls herself this all the time lol. LOVE YOU TRIXXXX
by veryqueerandinthebuilding December 18, 2020
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Gambling Tracey

A bald or semi-bald person consumed by gambling and the casino life. This person can lead a normal life but online gambling at work is normal as is vacationing on riverboat gambling adventures and playing dice in da hood
That gambling Tracey is at it at work again, did you hear she just bankrupted a casino over the weekend
by TyroneJefferson September 12, 2016
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Track Rat

A race car of questionable appearance. Money is spent on safety gear, brake pads and tires rather than cosmetic repairs giving the car the look of a common beater.
That beat to hell Porsche 944 is quite the track rat.
by Roxtar81 December 15, 2008
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indoor track

a sport that is often neglected and not thought of as a "sport" although it is probably one of the hardest sports that a school could offer (oh im sorry i forgot that cheerleading is SO much harder...). It is quite similar to outdoor track and field however the practices are either held outside in very cold temperatures and in the snow (dont touch the snow) or inside in the hallways. The meets are held on stuffy, dry, sometimes banked (ugh) tracks where you sometimes have to auction off drawings to get a good seat.
Who turned off these damn lights?!?!?!
by green_marsters February 20, 2005
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Tracie

The most beautiful woman to walk the earth. Smart, funny, kind, and amazing in bed. Women want to be her, men want to have her. She is the unicorn we all seek.
Where’s my Tracie at?
by Bones1441 November 26, 2019
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