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toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey
Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column
by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018
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Tollie bollie

by Tolliebollie2002 October 14, 2020
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tolliekop

someone that thinks with there penis
friend: i cant wait to put my penis in a ostrich
friend 2: no dude stop being a tolliekop
by noah2steezy December 26, 2022
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tolie

A term used instead of penis, or it can be used to describe or define a penis.
Brian is packing. He's got a big tolie.
Dj flashed me his tolie.
by girlcremator October 16, 2007
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Toliet Attack

A code/alert meaning to lock you bathrooms from the outside and grab a bowl to poop and pee in and head to a closet. Toliet attacks happen when a angry, blood thirsty toliet becomes loose. You know if you toliet is mad if it shows sign of mocking, begging, or singing the song "Blood Bath". Toliet attacks need to be taken very seriously.
News Reporter:Toliet Attack Alert! A toliet is on the loose! Lock you bathroom doors and get into a safe area!

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Secretly Infected Toliet: Come on please sit on me!
Person in Bathroom: No, I don't have to go!
Toliet: So, it couldn't hurt!
Person: No, why don't you just shut up!
Toliet (mockingly): No, why don't you just shut up!
Person: That's it, I'm leaving.
Toliet: No, stay!Um..(hesitates) Blood Bath! Blood Bath! AHHHH!
Peron: Oh my gosh, I'm calling the KTJL!What was that number again?
Toilet: BLOOD BATH! AHHHHHH!
by Killer Toilet Justice League January 30, 2010
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Tollie

South African slang word for penis.
Baby you look so lekker, my tollie is getting stiff!

Yes, it's true...Ashwin has a small tollie.
by unknown -_- July 23, 2015
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tollie

another word for a poo / jobby / turd.

a term first coined by an inspiring newsagents worker.
man 1 - dude, whats that on your face?
man 2 - i nibbled on a cheeky wee tollie earlier and forgot my napkin.
by smellyjewnose November 12, 2010
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