tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

by b1-66er June 9, 2008

gawk of tourists

a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'

Sorry we're late; a huge gawk of tourists was blocking the entrance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010

Morning Tourette's

The pucker-inducing condition experienced when you wake up realizing you are incredibly late for some kind of morning appointment i.e. your job, picking up your kids, feeding the homeless, etc. Symptoms include swearing or cursing in sharp, staccato bursts fuck fuck fuck and promising God you will never drink again.

Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.

by geodave December 21, 2013

Tourny

Horniness as a result of being on tour/in a small group of the same people for an extended period of time. This would usually manifest it’s self in an attraction for a person that would be otherwise not attractive to you.

Alcohol : “Beer Goggles”
Being on tour : “Tourny”

1: “omg so many babes at the show tonight”
2: “lmao nah this is New Jersey- I think you’re just Tourny”

by feelawful March 16, 2022

Domestic Touring

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.

Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.

by #oneclub May 14, 2016

somebody toucha my spaghet

A crime punishable by death in multiple countries including Italy. This as an act on the most ruthless of criminals commit.

Oh no somebody toucha my spaghet.

by deadly Mexican January 16, 2018

touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name

kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up

by miodek August 14, 2021