Virgin toad

A turtle that pewdiepie help find a mate. And is always a virgin. Virgin toad’s girl also got stolen by Sven.

You’re going to be alone for a long time you’re going to be a virgin toad

by I smart July 13, 2019

ms toad

Ms toad is a mean old teacher that when she make a still face it resembles a toad face

Bro why you have a still you look like ms toad

by Ms toad August 25, 2019

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

buttered toast

Toast. With butter on it.

Has nothing to do with periods or eating menstrual flow on toast.

Popular catch phrase of Ed from the cartoon "Ed, Edd & Eddy".

I had buttered toast and a fat rail of cocaine for breakfast this morning.

I like buttered toast with bit of grape jelly.

Eddy: We need some dough!
Edd: Might I suggest a ingenious scheme?
(5 seconds pause)
Ed: BUTTERED TOAST!

by da_sauce April 18, 2008

go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018

Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014

thadtime

'Thadtime' refers to ridiculously long time it takes for one named Thad to perform a task. All the while, time for Thad seems to move at a snails pace and he believes he can accomplish a huge amount of tasks in a very short time. Poor Thad is completely oblivious to the fact that he told someone he would be done in 10 minutes over 2 hours before. It is extremely unwise to refer to 'Thadtime' within earshot of Thad as it seems to invoke extreme agitation. Anyone who wishes to associate with him must be aware of Thadtime and adjust his/her life around it, as he will not acknowledge or change his Thadtime behaviour.

Thad: I'll be done with fixing this bike in 20 minutes. Tops.
Me: Ok, so I'll start dinner in 2 hours thadtime, then?
Thad: No, I just said 20 minutes!
Me: Ok, hun..sorry.

2 hours later.....
Me: Dinners done!
Thad: Ok, in in 5.
Me: (super quietly) ok, see you in the morning...

by Thads Babycakes June 28, 2011