two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

Demon-timing

When you or somebody do something tuff or go crazy.

Bro, he got beat up, then went on demon-timing and beat up all of them.

by Kwenu April 29, 2021

Hammer Timed

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

by Craigorator November 8, 2007

Timisoara

One of the prettyest city's in Romania. A kick-ass city with nice girls.

The Dude `1 : Hey, let's go to Timisoara!
The Dude `2 : Ok, let's go... I <3 this city!

by Senil Dion July 20, 2006

two timing

A form of cheating in a relationship where a person attempts to maintain two seperate relationships at once without one-another involved in each relationship knowing about each other. When information is known, the offender usually openly denies anything's going on, and may accuse one person to the other that the other person involved is either obsessed with a relationship or is a home wrecker and, vice versa to the other person. In typical cheating on the other hand it may be a sexual relationship and, the "on the side" person may or may not know that the person they're having sex with is in a relationship.

Two timing usually occurs Where a married person has a girlfriend/boyfriend but the husband/wife does not know about the other person and the other person does not know who they're involved with a person is married.

Typical scapegoats is that the other person is obsessed or overall denial. In married situations, a common scapegoat is that the marriage has seperated whether it did or not.

by WAlexM June 17, 2007

timedeo

A sad minecraft youtuber who thinks he's good at bedwars on hypixel.

Friend: Can you carry me on bedwars?
TimeDeo: Sure *loses game*

by TimeDeo May 23, 2018

Three-timing

A step up from two-timing.

A person who's seeing three people all at once, whether it's doing the dirty or just a make-out fest.

Person#1: You think she's a hoe. See that bitch over there, she's three-timing her boyfriend and the poor dude doesn't suspect a thing.

Person#2: So she's going out with him... And another guy and another one.

Person#1: Exactly

by Wild-eyes September 7, 2010