The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.

Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014

Jedi time travel

When you take pcp, acid and heroine at the same time

Hi Janine it's eric haha gotchu with the Jedi time travel

by Ericsosexy September 21, 2017

Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path

(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?

by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Time travel nights

Means you completely blacked out

“What happened last night at after the awards?” We had a time travel nights

by Johnnymeat August 29, 2019