The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school

Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021

The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell

Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here

by Pissandshitandfartandcum December 30, 2020

The V Duong Act

A sexual act similar to the Korean Spine Tingler, but with an added twist resembling the Chinese Astronaut. A man screams, "herrow pwe" while standing over a woman. He then proceeds to "machine gun fart" thus warming up his bowels, at which point the woman plays with his "flesh flute" playing to the tune of the Pokemon theme song. The man then releases excrement onto said woman's vagina. Woman then releases the flesh flute and starts to rub the bowel movement into her swampy love box. The man proceeds to piss down the woman's throat and gargles. The man then gets in the 69 position and then slurps the feces from the woman's swampy love box and drinks the urine.

Vic: "Guess what I did last night?"
Nate: "Attended a midget convention?"
Vic: "Ha. I wish, but no. I performed my infamous sex move!"
Nate: "No way! The V Duong Act?!!!"
Vic: "Yup."
Nate: "I think you still have some shit on your face..."

by Sex Goddess 101 January 24, 2010

The James Harrison Act

The act of one football player tacking anther in a more aggressive way.... a good hit. And getting fined for it.

NOOOO! The Ref is call'in him on The James Harrison Act. AAwwww thats B.S put skirts on'em!

by D.S Pittsburgh206 December 21, 2010

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

the equal pay act

A woman riding a dude, she gets him about 30% away from an orgasm then gets up and leaves.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"I met a really cute guy last night, but it was pretty hot so I totally put the equal pay act on that ass like a bad bitch."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

The Furry Beating Act Of 2021

if you want to beat a furry without ANY consequence then you can beat them under the furry beating act of 2021. also can be referred to as TFBA or TFBAO2021

joe: i will beat a furry today
furry: haha no! i will cancel you on twitter.com!
joe: The Furry Beating Act Of 2021
furry: oh crud

by AtOneWithTheSussy November 28, 2021