tbfitwww

lingo. t for the. b for bestest. f for friend. i for in. t for the. w for whole. w for wide. w for world. put it together and you get the the bestest friend id the whole wide world

dude, you are tbfitwww for doin this shit for me

by a_bell101 December 6, 2009

titwank

a.k.a. Spud.
Defining the utmost stupidity and worthlessness of someone, also used as a generic pronound to insult someone in the aforementionned known-as.

Originally mentionned by "Banzai".

You're welcome titwank.
Fuck off, titwank.

by Shizzle Fo Real February 28, 2003

titwank

liverpool slang for a dickhead or idiot or bellend

fuckoff you stupid titwank

by [e-mail] September 10, 2010

twitworthy

an excerpt of dialogue or overheard conversation, often of a comical nature, that bares repeating on the micro-blogging site Twitter.

Professor Zahedani (addressing entire class): You ever have avocado?
Class (murmurs): No…
Professor Zahedani: You should try it! Sprinkle with a little pepper, salt…avocado tastes good with vodka!
*Class erupts in laughter*
Re: That's twitworthy! aye JAY, twit that shit!

by ayoitsaldo October 21, 2008

titwit

Some nitpicker who ardently tries to supersede keeping abreast of lesser notorious though ostensibly mpre glorious nitwits.

Rather keep your wits 'bout you than moaning like a proper titwit.

by Hercolena Oliver January 17, 2009

titwaste

n. (tit-weyst): an unattractive or semi-attractive female that has breasts which are are fitting for a more attractive female.

Parker: *points to a girl in the crowd* Oh my God, she has nice tits.
Austin: Yeah, but look at the rest of her! She's an ugly fuck!
Parker: Yeah, you're right. What a titwaste.
Austin: Ooh, but look at her!
Parker: Oh, she's hot...

by Sahal June 22, 2009

tfiwt

stands for "Thank Fuck I Wasn't There."

Person 1: What did we do in math ?
Person 2: We had a math test, so fucking hard.
Person 1: OH, tfiwt !

by AnikaSKYWALKER; February 19, 2009