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Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted
by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013
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Tassiah

She is a cute African American female. She is funny and also really understanding.She can have a attitude if you have a attitude with her(so she have a good & bad attitude). Mostly interested in school instead of boy. Love her some tiktok and her phone period. She the type that wear braces and have long hair. And don’t like VSCO GIRLS (sksksks STOP NOW). And funny and have a nice taste in style.
Boy : You’re cute want to go hang out

Tassiah: No we’re interested in school not boys
by My manz October 3, 2019
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Tasse

Tasse- The word tasse can mean a couple things. Tasse can be your girl or some pussy.
“Aye baby lemme get some of that tasse”
Friend: “ Hop on 2k brudda.” You: “I can’t my tasse coming over.”
by TellYaSisterISaidHello October 30, 2020
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Tasseled

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"
by DubyaPH January 6, 2009
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Tessie

Originally a broadway tune written in the early 1900s, became the fight song of the Boston Red Sox. It has recently been modernized by the Dropkick Murphys, it can be heard in the movie Fever Pitch and video game MVP Baseball 2005.
2, 3, 4 Tessie, 'nuff said McGreevey shouted, we're not here to mess around; Boston, you know we love you madly hear the crowd roar to your sound!
by OttSens4life April 10, 2005
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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
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tassi

A hot girl who has eyes like a diamond.hair as soft as silk and will always love me.
Look at her walk that girl is so fine i just wanna be with her
by Adolf Hitler June 8, 2003
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