Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started

1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

by mike_man_united June 15, 2009

Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten

A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."

by PowellRanger August 17, 2006

I don’t wanna waste my time

I don’t wanna waste my time meaning

When someone is being impatient and just needs the other persons love and time

And wants to know if they will be by your side.

I don’t wanna waste my time I want you by my side

by Sandtoes December 7, 2020

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

I didn't know it was snack time.

A phrase used usually to praise a friend on the way they look, similarly to saying that they look like a snack

*Olivia is wearing a body hugging dress and is looking hot asf*
Heidi: DAYYUMMMMM LIV, I didn't know it was snack time. !!

by mightyhoe October 7, 2017

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012