Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

coolia swoolia

A disease you get if you do too much pot and can’t go back to normal.

“What’s wrong with him?”
“He’s got Coolia Swoolia,”

by Qhahsishs October 18, 2019

Maximum Spoolage

To turn a group of peoples frown upside-down by doing something shockingly unexpected.

Everyone was really sad after the passing of Uncle Jefro, but I knew exactly what to do to achieve maximum spoolage.

by Dr Otis Gray April 19, 2023