Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye

The asshole itself when it puffs out after taking an extremely large dump.

I had a real Willy Wonkas Swollen Eye after I dropped that load off in the toilet.

by Cologino September 11, 2009

Swollen Colon Throat Coat

After brutally pummeling an anus to produce a feces ridden pink sock you proceed to swallow the shit laden flesh tube until your larynx is engorged with succulent turd tunnel.

Roshan's jugular was so sore after that swollen colon throat coat that Ricola and peppermint tea did nothing to soothe him after that all night pounding in the Castro.

by Polish Punisher May 7, 2018

Swollen Butt Hole

A Swollen Butthole is from Rashes Worms or worse if got swollen butt hole ask your parents about it.

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I have a Swollen Butt hole right now because of a rash and worms

by S/wollen B/utthole April 19, 2019

Swollening

When your ex is mad because he's your ex and he can't spell past a first grade level, so he spells "swallowing" S-w-o-l-l-e-n-i-n-g.

The only thing my ex-girlfriend was good at was swollening.

by thefirstlastlove March 4, 2025

Swollen balloons

Swollen ballons is used to describe a pair of swollen boobies

Ow! Jackie Chan karate chopped my titties looks like im going to have Swollen Balloons... Great!

by AsthmaBoi February 28, 2019

swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018