Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

by RyanSmith January 31, 2009

Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool

shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors

by califorreal January 13, 2011

swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

Swillafied

To suck off like eight dudes in rapid succession.

Q - "Did you go out to the bar last night man?"
A - "Nah son, my girlfriend is out of town so I got swillafied!"

by MikeJM April 3, 2008

SwollSack

Someone who is a beast and is extremely talented in the weight room. A person you are not ready for and that doesn't fuck around. One who gets buff, and gets bitches.

#1- " That guy does not fuck around."
#2- " C'mon son you're not ready, that guy is a SwollSack."

by SwollSack July 1, 2011

swoll

To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.

Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.

by Nosco June 19, 2006

swillafied

To suck off like eight dudes in rapid succession.

Q - "Did you go out to the bar last night man?"
A - "Nah son, my girlfriend is out of town so I got swillafied!"

by Timmertots April 2, 2008