slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

by redmeat17 February 20, 2011

Shizzard

N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard

The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.

by Shizzzard July 13, 2009

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

snizzard

a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
©Huber 2011

I hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don't have school tomorrow.

by playwickian2011 January 12, 2011

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004