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switchcock

one who drinks excessively while at work and manages to show up at all partys even though he cannot drive. usually owns a black two door chevrolet with winted tindows and a 3.1 ohv. also know as quascock, bitchcock or hitchcock.
sweet party, but when the hell did switchcock get here.

my grandmothers car has been in my driveway for two years, therefore she is a switchcock.
by dr dipstick December 31, 2007
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switchblade

Knife blade hidden inside its handle which is deployed by pressing a switch. Only Italian stiletto style switchblades have a switch safety. Commonly used in gangs in 1950's era know commonly used by assasins.
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
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Switchy

How the fuck he let the switchy go off twice in one day?
by yraelo March 11, 2022
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Texas Switchblade

The act of having sex with a girl with your penis folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.
"Hey man, you give it to that ho last night?"
"Yeah dude I totally bent my shit in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!"
by XcupcakeX January 22, 2009
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Switch Boy

A Bitchboy who will sometimes be the top in gay anal, but is usually the bottom for gay anal.
Person 1: Did you hear that Kevin is a Switch Boy?

Person 2: Yeah, I've fucked him and John said he was fucked by Kevin.
by Herr Magie July 28, 2022
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Switchjob

It's like paizuri (Mammary intercourse) but you use both Joy-cons from Nintendo Switch
I beat my Gf at Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, as a reward she gives me a the best Switchjob ever
by yeepyeep March 13, 2019
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witchboy with sword Gerlat

Some Polish bitch with a sword
I saw witchboy with sword Gerlat today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a freaking loser (my mom says I can't swear:((((()
by gerlat December 16, 2019
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