Swifter

A fan of Taylor Swift who’s so far up her ass they could reach the heavens. They base all their opinions and morals by asking themselves “what would Taylor do?”
*Swiftie =/= Swifter

Swifter: Ugh I hate Kanye West!
Swiftie: Shut up, swifter, we all know you only hate him because of the beef
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Swiftie: Katy Perry’s new song is so good I’m shook
Swifter: 😱😱 how DARE you??!! Do you HATE Taylor or something?? Ugh 🙄 disgusting.
Swiftie: ....

by sneakingoutlate May 17, 2018

swiftism

religion that worships taylor swift and a pantheon of lower, but no less amazing, gods. in this religion, taylor swift is the main god. conan gray, olivia rodrigo, gracie abrams, maisie peters, phoebe bridgers, etc. are all lesser gods in the swiftism pantheon. in swiftism, false god is played every wednesday (“on a wednesday in a cafe we began again”) while we drink taylor lattes and diet coke. everyone in swiftism must complete a pilgrimage to at least one notable location from taylor’s life i.e. cornelia street, nashville, new york, wyomissing, etc. joe alwyn is not a god, but almost like a saint. anyone who has dated, met, or interacted with taylor in the past can consider themselves blessed.

ex. 1
*goes to see s/o’s family*

s/o mom “i hear you don’t practice traditional religion”
me “no i am a swiftie and practice swiftism”

ex. 2

person 1 “taylor swift is such a god”
person 2 “i know i’m seriously considering joining swiftism”

by everwhores13 December 19, 2021

dungannon swifts

a well respected carnegie premier league club in northern ireland. dungannon are a well run, all round respected small football club with pasionate, devoted fans. "the swifts" recently made a large leep towards professional football with the clubs first ever venture into europe under the helm of local legend Joe McAree who resigned shortly after to take a more resevered role within the club under title of general manager

dungannon swifts are an example in them selves of irish league football along with every other team that makes the country proud and for the ifa with howard wells wanting to take that away with the 10 team league is wrong

by super_swifts July 10, 2006

Taylor Swifted

When a person makes a post on social media that is about you, but the author doesn't want to actually put your name in the post, like a Taylor Swift song about her exes.

Laura made a post about me, but was too scared to put my name to it. I feel like I've been Taylor Swifted into a vague post.

by Will Murjen November 16, 2019

Swiftshit

When you have to take a shit but you're busy doing something else, so you go and push your butthole to shit swiftly, which typically leads to a Poseidon's Kiss and feeling like an unhygienic idiot. (If you weren't one already)

Gaylord is a queer playing League of Legends, and has to take a shit really bad.
Gaylord: Goody , I better take a swiftshit

by Elephantbooty August 9, 2016

Swifter

A gamer who plays Rainbow six seige and loves to play video games all the time also is a Mexican who Has bad connection identified as a Tachanka turret

Why is he such a swifter

by Savage Sweat September 8, 2017

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020