Swifted

To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.

Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!

Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.

Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.

Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts

by PeePeePooPooShire January 9, 2013

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Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

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propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006

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Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.

Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.

by FMTPO January 16, 2010

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swiffered

to be run over by a swiffer in an amusing fashion that is mentally scarring to the person who is being swiffered

Omg I just got swiffered by your sister!!

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE! April 19, 2009

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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005

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