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sweep the porch 

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
sweep the porch by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
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Sweep n Shit 

the act of having a broomstick shoved up your ass.
“Hey man, how was that Sweep n Shit last night?”
“That shit kinda hurt”

sweep like a German 

A very fast paced and vigorous back and forth method of using a broom on a floor or flat surface
Grandma used to say to get the floor really clean, you have to sweep like a German!
sweep like a German by Perry Menos December 20, 2019

sweep a dock 

When you catch someone unsuspecting and side kick their foot causing it to hit the other one,resulting in an immediate and violent sideways fall
“I’m gonna sweep a dock under his ass”
sweep a dock by Monkeynut March 31, 2023

sweep the hawk 

Getting a nasty person that just wants to start drama out of your life.
My ex just wanted to start drama, so I decided to sweep the hawk.

Sweep Salad 

When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.
Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.
Sweep Salad by Slangleewang August 3, 2024