1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
by LazyGuyDoWork September 08, 2011
1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.
Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!
by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013
After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 08, 2009
Essentially same as the handjob.
by analjuggernaut November 02, 2004
Another word for a shit
by Alan coolguywick March 27, 2018
by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018