Swedish cock

A big sexy hard dick

Hey baby suck my Swedish cock...

by Jewkhok May 11, 2018

Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted

We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan

by soouWoo April 8, 2009

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

Taking a Swedish

To masturbate while still on the toilet after having taken a shit.

In Swedish horror flicks women are known to straddle a man in order to have sex with him while he is on the toilet taking a dump and so the phrase "taking a Swedish" refers to a masturbatory #2 session.

"I just got through taking a Swedish."

"I took forever in the bathroom because I took a Swedish."

"Were you in the bathroom taking a Swedish because you were gone forever?"

by Lulz§wag December 31, 2020

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018