1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.
I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.
by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011
Get the Swedish Nigel mug.After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
Get the Swedish Trumpet mug.when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 8, 2009
Get the swedish toboggan mug.Essentially same as the handjob.
by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004
Get the swedish massage mug.A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
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