Swedish Facial

1. A mix of Swedish (rather aggressive) massage and a facial

2. Being punched in the face repeatedly.

Monica: She told me to eat better or I'll get fat. I asked her "Do the calories from your diet food still count if I shove them up your ass?"

JJ: Whoa, you should have given that crazy biotch a Swedish Facial!

by Sequined Converse June 19, 2013

Swedish Nigel

1) The largest cock in the world, a huge dick with a giant pair of balls hanging down from it.

2) A dick with a blonde wig made of mustard spread on top of it.

I accidentally caught a glance at that losers golden wang in the shower, my Swedish Nigel puts him to shame.

by LazyGuyDoWork September 8, 2011

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009

swedish toboggan

when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted

We had swedish toboggan time trials last night

Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan

by soouWoo April 8, 2009

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

swedish breakup

A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.

Sven had broken up with Anna, only she didn't know yet - it was totally a Swedish breakup.

by Goatlady June 2, 2015

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018