sweaty nerd

Pale, un showered, bespectacled male between the ages of 16 and 40 that live in their mother's home and play WoW all day.

Typically these nerds are try hards and rage quit frequently. They can normally be seen wearing nerdy headsets and yelling at their computers.

Mom: dinner is ready
Nerd: I can't come down I'm in the middle of a super important raiding party!!!
Mom: get off of your lazy fat ass you sweaty nerd and get a real job! and get out of my house you're 30 years old!!
Nerd: *rolls eyes* ok whatever mom.....

by inomorethanyou August 5, 2014

sweaty pad

when a female pig sucks you off

''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''

''ur sick''

by Ben richardson June 2, 2007

Sweaty mike

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

by Shrek6910283 October 15, 2016

Yikes sweaty

The deep breath obnoxious people let out before the conversation goes over the cliff. Irony doesn't save you from being part of the problem.

Yikes sweaty lot to unpack there.

by Troi_Baker January 11, 2022

Sweaty Perez

1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).

2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.

Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.

by jstencil February 6, 2009

sweaty gamer

a fucking try-hard that ruins the fun in any multiplayer game, normally by camping or kill-farming

look at that sweaty gamer camping with a sniper rifle

by Your_Fat_Mom June 19, 2017

Sweaty Angelo

Where someone curls another persons pubes with their tongue

Wow Alexia gave Dominic a sweaty angelo yesterday

by Roflnater May 8, 2010