smartshitter

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge

Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...

by Apees January 15, 2009

Wanker's Warts

Callouses formed on the hands of a chronic male masturbator. Also known as Wank Wounds.

Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.

No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.

You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2016

sharts

when you shit and fart

conner sharts.

by iosjfhefsih April 3, 2009

Swats

South West Atlanta Too Strong

Local ATL rappers - "headed down to swats and campbellton road to flip my brick"

by chris smith December 31, 2003

swartzed

Getting shafted by having to work with a psychopath. Someone who, much like a turd in a swimming pool, will ruin everyone's day -- and eventually everyone's life.

Mark was really worried about the new guy assigned to his team; he didn't want to risk getting swartzed again.

by Doctor Jones June 19, 2007

Porn smarts

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.

I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009

Shartster

1. Like a hipster, but smellier...
2. Someone who takes as much pride in shitting themselves publicly as most hipsters do of their unique and ironic music collections.
3. See also: douchebag

hipster, shart, shartster

by potatoesoriley September 19, 2011