Skip to main content

shafty bastard

terrible at enemy territory and/or extremely emo
You know that team seven clan and especially that shafty bastard is terrible at enemy territory
by Kenyon_45 July 16, 2008
mugGet the shafty bastard mug.

shafty nigro

the art of being a negro and having a shaft that is wider than the tip of the penis
kyle is a shafty nigro his penis shaft is 2 inches wider than the tip of the penis
by wombologist September 12, 2011
mugGet the shafty nigro mug.
Related Words
swafty Swifty swatty shafty Safty swalty swasty shafty bastard Shafty Nut swaft

Swatty

biggest retard to walk the earth, congrats faggot
by asdf August 26, 2003
mugGet the Swatty mug.

swiftyachting

A political maneuver used against an opponent whose main qualification for office is a career in private equity finance.

The maneuver consists of -
1) goading the opponent to disclose information such as tax returns for multiple years in a spirit of transparency established by Presidential candidates over several decades.

2)
a. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between public statements and forms filed with the Federal Government.

b. asking the opponent to explain discrepancies between different forms filed with the Federal Government.

Origin: Swiftyacht is derived from the word Swiftboat however with the exception of their devastating political effects, they are distinctly different . Unlike the 2004 Swifboat ads against John Kerry's Presidential campaign which relied on differing recollections of events in Vietnam, Swiftyacht ads rely on contradicting statements made by one person.
The swiftyachting of Mitt Romney will continue until he admits that as CEO, President, sole director and sole stockholder of Bain Capital he was ultimately responsible for company's actions regardless of whether or not he was involved in the day to day operations.
by Doremus Jessup July 18, 2012
mugGet the swiftyachting mug.

Swifty

A person that is very good at basketball and gets bare pussy
You're a swifty.
by cloutgangshit September 22, 2017
mugGet the Swifty mug.

Safty

Safty is actually saffron flavored taffy. It is a newly discovered natural resource, with the only known deposit deep in the Pleasant Valley of North Central New Jersey. It is possibly associated with the passage of SCP-1049.
Woah there Sparky! Read the sign! "Closed For Safty".
by Inscrutiana May 12, 2019
mugGet the Safty mug.

Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence
"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"
by FussiestApe October 17, 2019
mugGet the Swifty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email