skantosis

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.

Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"

by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Federal Police of Los Santos

The federal police of Los Santos is a fictional crew for GTA 5 online on the PlayStation 3 PlayStation 4 gaming consoles they're not a real law enforcement agency nor are they trying to represent themselves has one in any way shape or form with their logos website fractions on PSN and Rockstar Social Club. Founded October 6th 2013 by Loey200 chief of the federal police of los Santos.

I have a warrant out for me issued by the federal police of Los Santos on Grand Theft Auto 5 online.

by Loey200 March 27, 2017

santorum

1) The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

2) Anything resembling this.

1) We like doing it in the bathtub so we can just wash away the santorum afterward.

2)A bartender came up with a drink called the Santorum shot, brown and frothy in appearance and deeeeelish.

by Hankley October 20, 2004

Santorum

As defined by sex coulumnist Dan Savage, the mixture of lube and feces that is sometimes a side result of anal intercourse.

(From: Sen. Rick Sanctorum: R-Pensylvania)

Baby, we got santorum all over the sheets again....

by Tommy Humphreys May 31, 2005

Santorum

The far-right, fanatically gay-bashing Republican senator from Pennsylvania who got his hateful little butt kicked by Democrat Bob Casey, Jr. on November 7, 2006, when Rick Santorum lost by a landslide.

The voters of Pennsylvania sent Rick Santorum to the unemployment line during the mid-term elections of 2006, but not before his name came to be defined as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex."

by Sir Bullwhip November 14, 2006

santorumness

Adjective; Absolute, unimaginably appalling, jaw-dropping upper level assholery.

Tommy pretended to help the old lady who had fallen down, only to kick her in the guts instead. His santorumness knows no bounds.

by grittyreboot August 22, 2011

santorum

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.

"That move was about as slick as santorum!"

by Bohica Zamboni November 27, 2003