When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.
by nealisms November 4, 2011
Get the Flat surface syndromemug. Easily the largest community of officers in the United States Navy, SWOs drive ships, launch missiles, oversee safety procedures, control the public affairs outlook of ships, plan tactics, conduct safety inspections, make sure the engines are running smoothly, stand watches, maintain weapons caches, ensure smooth power flow, throw everyone around them under a bus so they can sleep and/or get promoted, cry nonstop, attempt to commit suicide but fail because they have absolutely no energy, and much more. Basically, they do everything on a ship with the notable exceptions of: sleep, have free time, and enjoy their life.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Despite the financial, educational, and prestige incentives, the Navy has an extremely difficult time retaining SWOs because their lives suck so badly. It's generally the last choice of designators, filled by people who either have to serve in the Navy because it paid for their college, or lunatics who volunteer to be a SWO and almost immediately regret their decision.
Navy Pilot: Hey guys, wanna go to a bar after work?
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
Intel Officer: Sure!
SEAL Officer: Sounds like a good idea.
Supply Officer: I'm in.
Public Affairs Officer: Definitely!
Surface Warfare Officer: After work? Work never stops...ever...(cries)
by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011
Get the Surface Warfare Officermug. Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)
This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:
Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.
I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.
I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009
Get the Surface to Air Missilemug. Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005
Get the horizontal surface diseasemug. When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath
by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021
Get the surface piercing turdmug. by j4991 November 20, 2011
Get the Surface to ass missilemug. Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!
by Telephony September 12, 2014
Get the a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfacesmug.