Singlehandedly the best 4wd on the market, shaped like a toaster but a mountain goat off-road, most other 4wd owners are jealous of how capable it is stock compared to their 6 inch lifted shit boxes.
Person 1: what is that over there showing up all the mortgages on wheels?
Person 2: maaatteee that's a Suzuki jimny
Person 2: maaatteee that's a Suzuki jimny
by Jimjim6969 May 26, 2021
Get the Suzuki jimny mug.From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
Get the Wet Suzuki mug.Smukroy was created after a failed project that was intended to replicate the powers of yorkums without the consequences. The project was shut down after 7 years in development as more and more of the people involved realized that the power of yorkums could never be replicated. However, before they were able to fully dispose of all experimental substances, an accident caused the creation of smukroy, now a botched clone of yorkums. Many of those who have witnessed the being have said that it is able to transform into any living thing. To this day, no one knows the true form of smukroy.
Jack: Maybe if we contact the smukroy we can have Jonny be reviv-
Danny: NO! The smukroy has taken too much from me. It can not be trusted.
Danny: NO! The smukroy has taken too much from me. It can not be trusted.
by emkay1 January 29, 2021
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Get the Semuke mug.A super fun and hilarious girl. She will laugh at anything and everything. Her voice is so soothing, she should be a singer...or the narrator for audio books.
Steve: Have you heard Sumudu sing?
Eric: Yeah, she should try out for an a capella group!
Steve: True story.
Eric: Yeah, she should try out for an a capella group!
Steve: True story.
by lorren92 October 28, 2011
Get the Sumudu mug.The act of denying someone a valid warranty based on intentionally deceitful and malicious practices.
Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
me: That TV that I bought yesterday does not work at all. It doesn't even turn on. Even worse, when I tried to get it fixed they gave me the whole Suzuki routine.
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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