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Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008
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Smilin' Bob

1. Chris Hein's dad.

2. Anyone who takes enzyte.

3. Anyone who smiles excessively
Wow, i bet smilin bob took his enzyte today!
by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005
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smiling with your eyes

when you are smiling with your eyes you are really mothafuckin high, you can't open them all the way. This resembles what one miz Tyra Banks would refer to as, "smiling with your eyes" in pictures if you're a model, like she is...
girl : omg, you look so high, your eyes are squinty!
boy : no, I'm just "smiling with my eyes."
girl : oh duh, I love you when you're smiling with your eyes!
by BooYaJared November 3, 2008
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Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.
Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!
by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009
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Smiling Taco

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.
by DrOlives September 6, 2013
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Similies

(The astericks (*) mark the similies and similie phrases.)

Your granpa: "Geez whiz you young rascal. When my family went on road trips we didn't have a drive-thru to stop at. Us young whippersnappers had to pack our own ham and cheese sandwiches, then we'd hop in the car with our parents, and *we'd be off like a dirty shirt.*"

Your granma recalling the good times on her deathbed. Sighs, "Your granpa used to *ride me like a stallion.*"
by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007
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Nemanja smiling

A act that never happened

Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling
1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok
by Fuckyoupetre October 31, 2021
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