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petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016
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sideshow

burnin dem figure 8's in da middle of a intersection.....in da town (oakland)
my patna got arrested and got his car inpounded last night at da sideshow last night at 700 and holly!!
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sidestepping

sidestepping is a car racing term. This term only applies to cars with manual transmissions. The slightest edge of the left foot will be on the clutch and the clutch pedal will be all the way down to the floor, so when the car is ready to launch from standstill, the driver will simply move his toe and pop the clutch.
did u see how fast he took off the line?
he must of been sidestepping.
by aaton January 27, 2008
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skidespræller

A skidespræller is a person who does dumb things, like drinking bleach
OMG Jens you are such a skidespræller
by BanditteN March 18, 2016
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suitestormme

An extended run of excellence in any given situation.
As Philbo sank his eleventh consecutive birdie on his golf computer game it became manifest that he was enjoying an unprecedented suitestormme.
by Richard J Joyce August 3, 2005
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Sidespray

When a male is urinating, there is the main stream that goes in the pointed direction, and the small trickle tgoes elsewhere, usually on the seat of the toilet or one's clothing.
Person 1: Dude what did you spill on you shoe?

Person 2: Oh I was taking a piss and got some sidespray on my sneakers.
by The Master of Dicc May 24, 2018
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moorefield slideshow

the act of taking pictures of ones genitals and inserting them into a often seen photo folder to be explited to multiple people
johns parent' and their friends got a real moorefield slideshow while sifting through their old ski pictures
by calen honadue October 25, 2010
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