Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.

You were so scared that you Schettino pants.

by Homesnatch February 1, 2012

Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.

The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.

by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012

Schettino

Coward, cowardly. Derived from the name of the captain of the luxury liner Concordia, because he ran it aground Jan. 2012, by going too close to shore, and then abandoned ship on a lifeboat and refused to return to help the other passengers or crew get off the boat safely, because he was scared to go back on the ship.

"You like to push women around? Gawd, you're such a Schettino."

"Don't be so Schettino. Just jump: the diving board is only three feet high and you're making everybody else wait to dive!"

"He had unprotected sex with her repeatedly; then when she turned up pregnant, he left town. Very Schettino-ish."

by righteously outraged 1 January 28, 2012

suchithra

A douchebag..thats it...nothing else...enough to define...

Suchithra is a douchebag

by chandacheddy February 9, 2017

schettino

1.A pussy; a person who acts cowardly, abandoning or runnning from danger.

2.The act of being cowardly.

That "schettino" hauled ass when things got rough.

I pulled a "schettino" when that guy punched me in the nose.

by hwrdjd February 8, 2012

Sucketh

A descriptive word meaning "With great badassery."

S-oo-CK-e-TH

You sucketh

by fyrri March 1, 2011

Schettinowave

A rogue wave that no one else can see.
Best avoided.

The schettinowave rocked the boat.

by Doctorflailgood January 29, 2012