Switchfinger

Switchfinger is a delightful game that is best played multiplayer.
1) Stick one finger in mouth.
2) Stick one finger in ass.
3) Say aloud: "One, two, three, SWITCH!"
4) Do so.

Johnny likes to play Switchfinger with his friends.

by Arakasi October 22, 2008

Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

hanzo switch

Every Hanzo main hears this on comp in overwatch.

Someone picks Hanzo.
Everyone else: HANZO SWITCH.

by Well I'm... you know... Urban March 6, 2017

switch game

A game of where you put one finger up your ass, and the other in your mouth and when your teammate says 'Go' you switch and you keep doing this until you throw up.

Man 1: "Okay, GO!"
Man 2: "This tastes like crap!"

"Hey bro, wanna play... The Switch Game?!"

by I took four snowdogs. June 18, 2014

switchconomy

The economics concerning the purchase and sale of all types of switch.

"I hear they are predicting a boom in the switchconomy soon"

"Yeah, it's been a while since we had a switchboom"

by sazzy w March 10, 2008

Stitch And Ditch

Like Dine and Dash But For Ditching the Hospital Bill.

Janna-"Wow. Joey This hospital bill is gonna cost us."

Joey-"Lets just Stitch and ditch."

by Jiggy_Pop January 26, 2019

Perv Switch

An arbitrary threshold of arousal, which once passed, will cause an individual to engage in behavior which may be risky to their freedom, health, bank account... or all of the above.

Commonly observed in news reports about dentists who abuse their female patients while under anesthesia, teachers who strike up affairs with underage students, etc. The negative repercussions of a triggered perv switch can oftentimes be avoided by channeling the energy into a jack attack.

Dumb-ass completely flipped his perv switch, now he's looking at 5 to 15 years in a pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010