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Trump Strumpet

N.) Trump Strumpet

1.)A usually over the hill fangirl of "The Donald". Positively rabid over their Cheeto dusted golden god.

A Trump groupie. Honestly, the worst damn kind.

2.) A female Trump groupie that would get on her knees and visit the Mushroom Kingdom the very second "Don"Juan dumb shit vocalized anything remotely sounding like words.

3.) A trump supporter that has sexual fantasies about a wig wearing Cheeto and believes anything he says. Generally dumb as a brick.
Jesus Christ Karen stop being such a "Trump strumpet." You're 63, not even in his age range. You want to make America great again? Put your goddamn titty away.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Media Strumpet

Someone who always knows where the TV cameras or other media devices are at all times and always makes sure they are noticed by them. Examples would be celebrities, politicians or sports figures. that have nothing of importance to say, but always make sure they wind up on-camera as often as they can. An individual of former importance that panders to the camera or other media devices to make sure they are seen despite their irrelevance today. Synonym: Attention Strumpet

The term strumpet originally meant a female prostitute, or a lady of "questionable" character. Media or Attention Strumpet includes members of both sexes who crave media attention
"The former vice-presidential candidate continues to inanely talk about things (s)he knows nothing of. (S)he is nothing but an attention strumpet."

" That football player is a giant media strumpet. He knows where the cameras are at all times and makes sure he is noticed by them. "
by Jerold in Citrus Park February 6, 2020
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strumptating

(to 'strumptate'or strumptation) excretion of a substance from the strumpet glands located in between ones ass cheeks. known as liquid slut, used in shaman medicines for turning women into prostitutes for ones personal use. can be excreted if one is aroused.
"that women is strumptating all over my couch".
by proffeser strump November 4, 2008
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i_bark_at_trumpets

A bad bittie with a waist on thinna. This person usually is a liberal and a very good cook if you know what I mean wink wink 😉
Oh I saw an I_bark_at_trumpets today they looked nice.
by Grapeboyfromarkasas October 22, 2020
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strumpet

According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
by He Hate Me October 25, 2006
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Sparsely populated trumpets

This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary
Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary
by Will Wheatley November 9, 2016
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Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.
"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.
by juyshin September 24, 2008
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