straddle my rail

the act of swallowing cumm

pimp juice,"bitch do you wanna straddle my rail"Bitch, "yup"

by pimp juice j December 30, 2009

Straddle Racking

A concept made up by Mormons to try and fool the superior men

Mormons lie about straddle racking and they are to never be trusted

by I hate Mormons June 4, 2018

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

straddlegate

when Misha Collins straddled Jensen Ackles in front of hundreds of fans. Now that’s gay.

Did you see that straddlegate moment at that panel? That shit was gay!

by Deanzdevour.ae May 11, 2024

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Straddle

A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.

I straddled her last night and it was amazing!

by PatDaddysFShack June 17, 2022