Stodge

A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge

by MuffDiver420 April 5, 2019

the stoy of passover

one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"

never repeat the moses story

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

Stoyle

It is the infamous saying of the Southern Lehigh Boy's Swim Team. It is chanted at the beginning of every meet and whenever one of their members passes an incredible feat. When asked for a literal definition for it the swimmers usually respond with one of the following: 1. Fucking bitches. Or 2. What we swim for.

'Damn those swimmers keep chanting that stupid Stoyle thing. What does that even mean?'

by SL Swimmer March 2, 2009

Stood up

When someone makes plans and then cancles on the day of those plans or just doesn't show up to the pre planned meet

My friend Alex was stood up tonight, the girl of his dreams cancelled plans just before they where due to meet.

When one has found themselves left waiting for an over extended period of time waiting for someone to never show up.

by Dr. Hannon, M.D. August 9, 2019

Stoyan

A very cool guy who yells ESKETIIT a lot

Yo, check this guy out, he must be yung Stoyan

by Yung Tani January 7, 2018

Stood

Something that looks good.

"How's this?"
"Stood"

by jandy1 January 17, 2013

stodgy

1. somebody who has eaten too much starchy food - spuds, rice, bread, pasta etc - and therefore has become a proper fattie.
2. the best kind of food to eat at stupid o'clock.

1. "Urgh, you're looking really stodgy. I'd try starvation for a good few months if I were you."
2. "I'm starving. Dya wana eat some stodge?"

by Potato Obsessive July 30, 2005