getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

u just got spooked

u just got spooked

Doot Doot u just got spooked

by SpookyDoot October 31, 2018

stoosed

To be subjected to a poor situation or be victim of a bad event. Similar to smoked, messed up, thrashed, rocked, bashed.

Man, you got stoosed! (After being spit on)

by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

Smooked

When a person is very high on marijuana.

bro that last blunt got me smooked

by professor weichert March 19, 2017

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

stroked

A northern Irish word for somebody being put down, or for somebody getting "one up" on the other.

Person 1 :"Here your fat."
Person 2:"I may be fat but I can lose weight, your just plain ugly."

Person 1: " Aw you stroked me something shocking"

by xxspratt_the_brattxx March 29, 2009

Snooked

When a man has had enough of a female run'n her mouth then turns around calmly and hits her in the face to put her in her place.

Can also be used in the context of Snookied.

Reference: Jersey Shore episode when Snookie gets laid out.

Woman your going to get Snooked If you don't watch your mouth.

Bitch is gonna get Snookied if she don't watch herself.

I Snookied the hell out of that bitch.

by StraightDumpinonthem101 January 30, 2010