Sbirting

Distracting the parents of your victims with flashcards and revision guides.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.

"What's he doing with all those revision guides? They don't do exams at preschool"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"

by shoto-cunt May 13, 2019

starting with a sink full of dishes

A saying originating from having suite/roommates and a shared space

- When there is drama that one has to deal with before a certain event even starts

B: I can’t believe they had to call the RA on her!
E: Oh geez! You guys are already starting with a sink full of dishes.

by steinekrieg January 17, 2021

Roger Smithing

To dart your tongue back and forth rapidly into someone's mouth

Me and Amanda were Roger Smithing on her bed last night.

by Tubbsters101 February 12, 2017

Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.

That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!

by eXOBeX March 5, 2011

Starching Gym Socks

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Stirling

An amazing place north of Belleville Ontario. Great small town with amazing people. Where people eat at Jim's, skate or fish from the Mill Pond, watch the tractor parade, enjoy the Stirling Festival Theatre, and look forward to the Stirling Fair every August. Halfway between Toronto and Montreal this is a unique town with old time charm and good country values. Though the fun loving teens do enjoy a spliff or two on the covered bridge. Where the Angry Beaver is the place to be and Macs is open 24/7, Stirling is the place to be. With the smallest police force in Canada for a town its size, who wouldnt want to visit?

Wanna go to Stirling tonight?" "Yeah I hear theres a sick field party going on.

by Stirlingman February 22, 2011

Smithing

The unnecessary verbal or physical accosting of a individual in a situation that could of normally been resolved through proper communication.

Mike gave Joe a smithing for not wearing the proper attire during a training.

by Joe Gayfer January 5, 2013