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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
by The truff September 10, 2012
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shop steward

A officer in a union, whose job it is to enforce a union contract, in addition to his regular job, with no extra pay. Viewed by the employer as a "socialist puke", by lazy co-workers as a company sellout, and by everyone else as insane.
The shop steward is a fucking communist, we should fire his ass.

I called in sick 15 times this month because I was hung over, and the shop steward didn't do shit about it when I got fired.
by eugene February 7, 2004
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Martha Stewart

an old women that makes crafts and a home things for family pople. she ha a cooking show too.
Go suck on martha stewarts sagg tities, and become a millionaire!
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Stewart

Stewart is a very decent person. hes outgoing and original. Hes a goodlookin guy. hes sexy and a very good lover. hes caring and kind. he knows how to treat a girl. hes clever and funny.
number one:wow i wouldnt mind being that boys girl!

number two:thats stewart, yeah i heard hes a good ride aswell
by hiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa October 20, 2009
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Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.
Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.
by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009
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Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.
I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.
by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007
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deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"
Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.
by ariklkira November 14, 2012
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