staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

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stapp

Verb. To ruin, damage, compromise the effectiveness of, or render uncool.

That frat guy in the corner is totally stapping the vibe of this party. Somebody stole my sweater and slashed my tires; I got straight-up stapped.

by emily dickens, son. May 13, 2010

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Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.

"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."

by jennriffic September 30, 2011

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staff staph

A bacterial infection on/in the male genitals.

I developed a staff staph a few nights after I hooked up with a chick from the bar.

by Frenchie619 July 17, 2006

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Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004

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