standard quad

When one purchases four dances at a strip club from one stripper in a row. Depending on location and costing about $60-80, it is the minimum amount to really get a feel for the quality and performance.

Friend 1: "How was it?"
Friend 2: "Shit, I didn't notice, but by the end of it, she had me for three standard quads! I gotta hit the ATM for more cash now."
Friend 1: "Killer"

by DrSteak August 7, 2011

ghostz's standards

standards that raise video games to the highest standards possible. popular big name games such as Halo, Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, etc do not score very high because they are unoriginal and not very fun. For a game to score high, it must very innovative and fun. (I.E. Mario, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime, Geist, Paper Mario, ZELDA, etc.)

Uneducated Gamer: Does anyone know if I should preorder Halo 3?

Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.

by B00M Headshot! July 30, 2008

Community Standards

Often arbitrary and nonsensical overbearing "rules" created and constantly changed by basement dwellers to take revenge on the world for always getting picked last at sports or the prom. Added to and made more oppressive weekly, or whenever the moderators run out of hot pockets.

Hey, that meme you posted was really Funny! Too bad you violated "Community Standards". 30 day ban.

by Jonesy Shwemes December 29, 2020

Jing Standard

A standard of excellence defined by efficiency, logic and confidence. One must possess a critical mindset as well as an eye for attractiveness. Those who follow the Jing Standard are strong leaders, often intimidating those around them by instilling anxiety.

The prestige associated with the Jing Standard is highly superior, easily surpassing that of outdated systems.

Guy 1: Man, my boss is sooooo Jing Standard.

Guy 2: No wonder your company is doing so well.

by ikki May 9, 2013

Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.

by Schumatrix November 14, 2009

spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns

man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works

by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017

standard code

A new form of programming, often consisting of code that won't compile even when the programmer is adamant that it is correct.

Upon discovering his code wouldn't compile, he exclaimed ' ... it's standard code! ... '

by A Ginger Ned February 24, 2005