Shampoo Bottle

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT

Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

rubber stamp

1. formal or routine approval

2. to approve in a routine manner with no careful consideration.

We can't just rubber stamp this material, it could become a big issue if worded poorly.

by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

SamPod

A slang term inspired by the term “AirPods” when referring to IconX earbuds.

Samuel: “I love having apple because it works so well with my AirPods!”
Karen: “I don’t care about your AirPods and your apple iphone because I have my SamPods with my Galaxy Note 9”

by SamPodder21 July 26, 2019

shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

stampfle

The act of vigorously groping ones shoulder from behind

Dude, did you see that teacher totally stampfle that girl during the test?

by Eugene Yakolvec January 10, 2017

GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.

We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.

by fruitermelon November 22, 2009