I clicked on his profile cuz I thought he was hot. But damn, he's so fugly he should have stayed a thumbnail.
by Woofyman February 10, 2022
*Two people are trying to walk through a doorway*
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
"After you."
"No, after you."
"No, no, no. I insist. After you."
Looks like they are stuck in a chivalrous stalemate.
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by mike jeon July 16, 2009
Get the Mondo styled mug.1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)
b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in
3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.
b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).
c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.
d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in
3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.
b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).
c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.
d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
by The only A I C (Get it?) May 20, 2014
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Guy 1: I wanted this girl until I found out she was a stale bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
Guy 2: Yeah, I hate stale bitches. They are so boring, I can't stand to be around them.
Guy 1: I hear ya, I had to leave the room.
by TheMaster. January 1, 2011
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Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
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