Staff Dick

An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.

Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.

by GameboyAdv May 26, 2016

staff sergeant brothers

He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

Officer : Where's 2nd platoon?

Grunt: They gone sir.

Officer: Why?

Grunt: Staff Sergeant Brothers came through. He doesn't give a flying fuck but he will fuck your shit up.

by Fukyachikenstrips June 28, 2018

staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

staff bash

Insulting/making fun of staff of a faculty. Usually used in pyschiatric wards.

Girl 1: Did you hear about the nurse fiasco today?
Girl 2: Shh! Wait until we're alone to Staff Bash

by watch naruto November 19, 2018

Staff off to

Masturbate

The kind of woman any guy would like to staff off to.

by Phoenixblossom May 9, 2019

staff weapon

A Go’a’uld weapon used by the Jaffa in the show Stargate-SG1. The weapon discharges a large orange energy bolt upon firing, capable of blasting through solid rock given six or seven shots. There is also a more powerful cannonlike version which can easily rip through a tank in one or two shots

The Jaffa always cary a staff weapon with them

by General Sanders January 3, 2021

staff priore

Staff priore is one bad mother trucker he is the toughest of the tough, He can be a very kind and good man

but when you make him mad he will beat you up and he never gives up.

staff priore is coming HIDDDEEE!!!!.

by NATHIEL B August 24, 2022