stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

Stale Jockey Wiper

A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016

stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

by Pharbie October 31, 2018

stale

Lacking a certain something..... Being lame, as in old, like bread, except not moldy....

Look at his stale ass! He doesn't deserve that hoe.

by home dyke April 22, 2006

Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

stale bread

possibly the tastiest shit you'll ever have

Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey

by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019