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bar stool pundit

A sports fan that relies on the most conventional opinion or intuition to predict the outcome of sporting events. Usually, this involves picking the team with the most popular players because of their assumed superiority over their opponents. The term draws off of drunken, opinionated barflies with antiquated knowledge of the sport in question. (abbrev. BSP)
ESPN.com writer and famous bar stool pundit Bill Simmons: "There's no way Brett Farve will fail to come through in the clutch. 24 interceptions this season? None of that will matter--it's the playoffs. The Vikings will win by 17."
by TPat the Dragon March 12, 2011
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Eat the corn outa my stool!

Its self explanatory.
Boss: "You are going to have to stay late and work on the project your co-worker didn't finish."

Employee: "Eat the corn outa my stool!"
by majic mountain December 17, 2009
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spool up

Refering to when a car is producing enough exhaust to spin the the turbochargers turbine fast enough to create noticeable boost.
My GT30R turbo spool up at about 4,500 RPM.
by MikeJones818 June 11, 2006
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stool

1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to step on. 3. Defecant matter in which to step in.
He stepped onto a stool to sit on his stool but slipped off and fell in some stool.
by razman March 21, 2004
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Stoolberg

To take a shit so massive that part of it protrudes above the water like an iceberg.
The other day I ate Mexican food, and left a stoolberg in the toilet afterward.
by kurzwe1ll April 21, 2009
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ol' skool

Grey-haired man, whom may or may not be federated, and is knowing of much too much. He holds wisdom in ways that manipulates others to call him only by "ol' skool". For the people unlike him know no other name to this enigma of a man, and they wouldn't dare ask, because prying could be the end of their very lives. This man is powerful, undoubtingly so.
Ol' Skool was what they called the man, whom shant be named any other.
by fishyfeds February 7, 2012
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Stool Pusher

A name often used to refer to a homosexual that prefers to give it as opposed to taking it.

Someone that gives anal sex.
When Danny decided to be a gay, he promised to only be a stool pusher.

Have you been pushing stools?
by Raggamuffin00 April 21, 2010
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