squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.

Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"

by Jibbery April 22, 2006

squelcher

another name for punk or schoundrel;commonly used by bullies.

Bully:Hey u little squelcher!
Kid:What do u want?

by James Grimmer November 20, 2003

squelch

When a girl is on her period and all of the sudden she can feel this flow of juices (blood). It is normally silent but it is the most disgusting feeling in the world. Every girl who bleeds knows what this feeling is. No freaking joke.

Va: *squelch* ew. i just squelched.

Gina: thats sick. please say excuse me.

Va: no way, you turkey. you squelched on my FACE last weekend. YOU say excuse me! pervert.

by Billy Goater May 26, 2006

Squeesh

A homosexual sex act, where the top (the one penetrating the bottom) busts a really large nut into the bottom (the one being penetrated by the top.) The bottom then leaves to take a shit, and comes back thirty minutes after they’re done without wiping. Not wiping is essential. They then get back into doggy position, and whilst the top pushes their asscheeks together, the bottom tries to fart. The strained release of gas amalgamates and congeals the semen, sweat, lube, and feces together to produce a really stinky, but potently flavorful goo.

“Damn bro, your squeesh is especially tasty today.” (noun form)

“Dude, remember when we would squeesh everytime we fucked? That was fucking gnarly...” (verb form)

by boartaro March 16, 2021

squelchum

An adverb used for emphasis. Typically used in place of "much," commonly preceded by "mucho."

I love grilled cheese mucho squelchum.

by blurpie April 12, 2017

Squelched

To receive a proper squelching.

Oh no.... Casey is totally gonna get squelched by Tanner later

by Haha I’m beef May 30, 2020

Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"

by yamum678 January 10, 2021