Squeemy

A greasy feeling in the anus. Associated with the sensation that you need to wipe your ass. But no matter how much you wipe the sensation still remains.

Damn... I've got the squeemy's so bad I've wiped my ass a hundred times and it still feels wet and greasy!

by Cowtown Slim August 19, 2009

squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.

I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.

by krisco5150 June 10, 2009

squeeky

My little baby caiden

Hey sqeeky what are you doing!

by k8 September 10, 2003

squeegy weegy

A stinky pooper.

Ian, you're a squeegy weegy.

by Meeperbunny August 31, 2017

squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.

Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.

by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006

squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.

Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"

by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011

squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.

"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"

by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017