mud squeegee

when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping

adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Squeegee

Ejaculating onto someone’s face and using your penis perpendicularly to wipe it off. The flick is a necessity.

“We got super wasted and I got to squeegee her face!”

by Peenboi March 8, 2019

butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeegee

a card for a palm pilot that puts a cover over the screen

I used a squeegee card to protect my palm pilots screen

by Strong bad July 5, 2003

squeegee squad

a group of guys that mob your car trying to make it look impeccable (!!??) whether you like it or not.

(You talking to your buddy while waiting for the light to change): Oh, here they're coming again, the bloody squeegee squad. Damn!

by idiom fan January 14, 2009