A sketchy person. Usually someone who has smoked a lot of marijuana. Originated at Lester B. Pearson by a group of kids when someone called an individual a sketch, but said skurch instead. He then became skurch.
Person 1: Yo skurch do you have an extra butt man?
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
Skurch: Uh i don't know dude. I think i don't. But the sky is blue my friend.
Person 2: You're a sketch, skurch.
Person 1: Lol
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verb. To use one's mouth to imbibe fecal matter directly from the anus of another person, specifically as a sex act.
"Slurching is the discharging in the anus and suck it from the anus of the individual." - Jamaican pastor. "Oh, you mean from the mouth?" - Ian Harvey "Yes." - Jamaican pastor. Season 1 Episode 3 of Gaycation with Ellen Page on Viceland.
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The act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or testicle area, with no real intention of harm. Usually the result of a sarcastic comment.
The act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or testicle area, with no real intention of harm. Usually the result of a sarcastic comment.
1.Danny joked with Jaden sarcasticly , In return, Jaden spunched Danny to his knees.
2. Danny needs to find a girl who's not into spunching so much.
3. All the spunchage going on in that relationship led their demise.
2. Danny needs to find a girl who's not into spunching so much.
3. All the spunchage going on in that relationship led their demise.
by James September 7, 2004
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To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
To sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven't got a handkerchief or you're just too lazy to blow your nose.
This is the opposite of a "Pitmon's Hankie", whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
"Stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get... I'm trying to eat me dinner here!"
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
From "Biggles Grebs Aloft" by Monty W. Bungingham
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