spurmp

Your favorite livestreamer. Related to spurmpinator, spurmptekker.

Who wants to spurmp Danny if you can spurmp Arin?

by Schillzchillz September 8, 2018

Spunch bob

Spunch bob is a meme that just shows how much you're humor is broken
the meme is basically a random screenshot from spongebob with a caption containing broken english such as
"aw hell naw spunch bob is ded"
"aw hell naw spunch bob took 40 benadryls"
the meme origin comes from twitter user:@big_brody_6 who replied to a post with the first ever spunch bob image saying "Oh hell nah they all up on spunch bob shit"

spunch bob is the reason why my humor is broken

by PoopShitter United December 29, 2021

Norwegian Spud

A rare species of potato, found by the florist Dr Spud, the first of the spud family. There is only one case of this known to mankind, called Ninki. She lives among us in the society of the North Shore Private schools. She has an incredibly boring life and you cant help but feel sorry for her, and her addiction to books. As evident in the script below, she can be overdramatic and hypercritical.

Sara: Hi I’m Sara and along with my fellow host Becksi, we’ll be hosting NINKI IS THE BEST today.
Becksi: Hey everyone!
Sara: Today, we’ll be interviewing none other than THE NORWEGIAN SPUD
(wild cheers and applause - enter Ninki, waving humbly)
Ninki: Thank you!

Becksi: how are you?
Ninki: Oh, splendid darling!
Sara: Well, that’s really pretty...
Ninki: Aww shucks.
Sara: Pretty ugly!!
Becksi: Sara!
Sara: lol sorry, You’re pretty
Ninki: Am I really?
Sara: ….Yeah?
Ninki: Or are you just stringing me along?
Sara: NO!! I would never-
Ninki: You already did your damage. Too little too late
Sara: Ninki-
Ninki: Save your words for court! When we fight for custody!
Sara: I have a son?
Ninki: no, I have a daughter! And it’s not yours
Sara: WHAT?
Becksi: It’s mine
Sara: I don’t understand
Ninki: That’s right it’s becksi’s, but I’ll fight you in court. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
Sara: ha
Ninki: What? Why dost thou laugh so?
Sara: I find it strange, typical or perhaps hypercritical…
Ninki: What?
Sara: You blame me for stringing you along and yet here you stand
Ninki: I’m sorry
Sara: Too late, I have cancer. I have one month left to live
Ninki: Then lets spend this last month together
Sara: No, I’ll spend it with Becksi, my one true love
Becksi: That’s right b*tch
(Becksi and Sara walk out, arm in arm. Ninki splutters in the background)
Ninki: but I’m the norwegian spud
(Has a heart attack)
(Dies)
THE END

by rfjiownfvorbvujsbre November 29, 2018

Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

by Beard Police May 14, 2014

Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.

He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 22, 2012

spumbler

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth

Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time

by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017