wooden spooners

1.The team that is the worst team in a sporting competion.
2.A Team that hasnt won a game
3. the team at the bottom of a sporting ladder

The Cronulla sharks are the wooden spooners in the NRL competion this year.

by qwertyuiopoiuytrewq August 14, 2007

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

spookery

actions, often of an unethical or immoral nature, typically carried out by the African American population

Little Tommy is likely to get arrested for partaking in that spookery.

by DrSteveBrule PHD October 4, 2011

spoinker

1. Desireable lady who one would glady shoot his man gravy into her eye.

2. One bearing a vagina that you would gladly fill. =)

omfg man ur mom is suck a spoinker.

by Harry Mc'Longcock May 24, 2005

Spooner

When you are at a party and you see someone hooking up, but one person doesnt know what they are doing and it looks as if they are eating the other persons face.

Girl "Hey look at them!"
Guy "Whoa, that girl doesn't know what she's doing!"
Girl & Guy "Way to pull a Spooner!"

by lol-ipopz October 30, 2011

Spooner

One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as "Age is just a number and it's all in your head" and "It is what is, chief."

That young, professional engineer who views his paycheck as an entitlement sure is a gosh-damned spooner.

by Harold G February 15, 2008

spooner69

when you are having 69 and your freind jumps in and starts spooning you while you are doing 69

spooner69 when you are doing 69 with a person and you leave out your best freind so you tell him/her to spoon one of the two 69ers

by spooner69hi May 2, 2011