Spooey

The delicious treat that is created when a pretzel is dipped into frosting. All varieties of frosting and pretzel can be used. No substitutions.

Spooey is yummy, chocolate with rods!

by BBG's Rule December 28, 2009

Spooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the spooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red spooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

spöökey lämp

One month a year all moths give up on there dream for lamp and go to search for the spöökey lämp.

Moth loves spöökey lämp.

by Thanos moth October 10, 2018

Spooge Whore

Female that has a thurst for male ejaculate. Likes eating or taking male ejaculate.

Janet can't get enough cum... she's such a "spooge whore"!

by Randeyeman July 12, 2010

spooge plant

Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.

Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!

by DuT July 31, 2004

spoogemop

Any cloth, towel, article of clothing etc. that can be used quickly to clean up any spilled fluid such as semen from one's body.

When I heard my Mom coming up the stairs while I was ejaculating, I had to use my sock as a spoogemop.

by ogeebud January 11, 2009

Spooge Nozzle

Noun - meaning the male genitalia. Or any part of the male body that dispenses ejaculate. See also: Penis and Scrotum.

1. Descriptive use - That hooker punched me right in the Spooge Nozzle!

2. In jest - Dude, quit acting like such a Slooge Nozzle.

3. In anger - Shut up Spooge Nozzle!

4. Plural - PETA is full of a bunch of Spooge Nozzles.

by JG, MR, CB, and C Money July 13, 2010